a prospective teacher who really likes writing, reading, middle-aged celebrities, and a lot of other indescribable tangible and intangible things.



don’t you hate it when you’re just writing along and then you think wait would that even is that possible how does this work oh shit RESEARCH

and the next thing you know you have twenty million tabs open about everything from hydrogen engines to the psychology of serial killers to the evolution of the pronghorn

(Source: galaxylaughing)

Bold what applies to you: WTNV edition


Long-ish survey for welcome to night vale fans. spoilers for ep.49b are marked as such. have fun!

In general:

  • You have been listening to the podcast right from the start.
  • You have fallen asleep while listening to wtnv.
  • You listen to the podcast in bed most of the time.
  • You have found wtnv through tumblr.
  • A friend has introduced you to wtnv.
  • You would support a wtnv tv show.

Live shows:

  • You have been to a live show.
  • You have been to the second anniversary live show.
  • You are going to attend a live show later this year.
  • You desperately want to attend a live show but don’t have the money.
  • You desperately want to attend a live show but live too far away.
  • You have received an autograph from or taken a picture with our lovely cast.


  • One of your favourite weathers is “Waiting for the bus”.
  • One of your favourite weathers is “This too shall pass”.
  • One of your favourite weathers is “Jerusalem”.
  • One of your favourite weathers is “These and more than these”.
  • One of your favourite weathers is “Peanuts”.
  • One of your favourite weathers is “Call off your ghost”.
  • One of your favourite weathers is “I made a promise to the moon”.
  • You like every weather. 
  • You have skipped weathers before

Night Vale:

  • You like Night Vale better than Desert Bluffs.
  • You support Hiram McDaniels in the mayoral election.
  • You support The Faceless Old Woman in the mayoral election.
  • You think Pamela Winchell shouldn’t have stepped down as mayor.
  • [Spoilers ep.49b] You think Dana Cardinal is going be a good mayor.
  • You think Tamika Flynn would have made a good mayor.
  • You think that the Man in the Tan Jacket is up to something.
  • You ship Cecilos.
  • Your favourite character is Khoshekh.
  • Your favourite running gag is “huddle with us”.
  • Your favourite running gag is “john peters, you know, the farmer”.
  • Sometimes storylines that remained unresolved haunt you.
  • Your favourite part of the podcast are the sponsor words.

Desert Bluffs:

  • You like Desert Bluffs better than Night Vale.
  • You like the entire Strex Corp story arch and its message.
  • You would like to learn more about what has happened to Desert Bluffs.
  • The unravelling of all things and the smiling god make you feel concerned (joke intended).
  • Kevin is your favourite character.
  • You think that Desert Bluffs is somehow connected to Night Vale’s past or future.


  • Cecil’s voice is able to make you shiver.
  • You think his voice acting improved much since the first episodes.
  • You enjoy Dylan Marron as Carlos.
  • You enjoy Jeffrey Cranor as Carlos.
  • You are Joseph Fink, creator of Welcome to Night Vale.
  • You follow Joseph, Jeffrey, Cecil, Dylan and the others on twitter/instagram.
  • You think Hal Lublin’s voice is perfect for Steve Carlsberg.
  • You have known a member of the cast before you started listening to the podcast.
  • You know one of the members of the cast personally.
  • You like Jasika Nicole’s voice.
  • Meg Bashwiner (“proverb lady”) is cool.
  • You really enjoy Disparition’s music.

Fan stuff:

  • You have drawn fanart.
  • You wish you could draw fanart.
  • You have written fic.
  • You read fic regularly.
  • You publish meta or theories on tumblr.
  • You have taken part in one of the shirt design contests.
  • You have cosplayed somebody from Night Vale.
  • You have created something fanart-related in any form (fashion, crafts, etc.)
  • You have an rp blog.
  • You own a campaign poster for one of the two mayoral candidates.
  • You own something from the online store.
  • Wtnv is quite popular where you live.
  • You know at least one person (irl) who listenes to wtnv as well.
  • You have donated to the show.
  • You have received a “special audio thank you from Cecil himself”.
  • You have a headcanon for most characters.


  • The scariest epiode is “The woman from Italy”.
  • The scariest episode is “Faceless Old Woman”.
  • The scariest episode is “Company Picnic”.
  • The scariest episode is “Cassette”.
  • The episode you find scariest was one not listed here. (sandstorm holy shit)
  • You find none of the episodes frightening.
  • You have listened to “Condos”.
  • You have listened to “The Debate”.
  • You like “One year later” (one year anniversary) better than “Old oak doors” (two year anniversary).
  • You like live recordings better than normal episodes.

Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”






Let’s see who’s over 18

I’m under 18 and I’m pretty sure I watched it (I wouldn’t remember though it was a long time ago)

Ladies do not start fights… but we can finish them!

(Source: breakyourtwolittlehearts)




You think you got over Twist and Shout and then you see things like this.

It’s like he knows god damn it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Misha had written it




New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

This is proof that God loves us.






characters doing the thing where they shield other characters from harm with their own body physically hurts me

I imagine it physically hurts them too.



god dammit

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