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smiledarnyou

a prospective teacher who really likes writing, reading, middle-aged celebrities, and a lot of other indescribable tangible and intangible things.
Fan: *asks question about family*
Misha: *answers it*
Misha: You know, I actually haven't seen my kids in weeks, so that was another really depressing question.
Crowd: Awww.
Misha: I've actually been filming videos and sending them to the kids...
Misha: *pulls phone out of his pocket*
Misha: So if you guys wouldn't mind being quiet for a moment, and then being really loud.
Misha: *starts recording the video* Hey guys! I hope you're being good and following the most important rule..... No having fun. I miss you guys, and I'm actually with some people that want to say hi...
Misha: *turns phone so that it's recording the audience*
Crowd: *everyone simultaneously says hello*
Misha: *turns phone back towards him* These are the people that I work with. And yea, I just wanted to say I love you and I miss you and I'll be home soon. *finishes recording*
Misha: Sorry about that. I just had to make sure they were following the "No having fun rule." It's funny, because when I call home and talk to West, I'll be like "What did you do today?" And he'll be like... *whispers* "I went to the park." And I'll be like *acts angry* "You did what?!" And he'll go *whispers* "...Went to the park." And I'll be like, *acting angry again* "And what did you do at the park?" And he'll go *whispers* ".........I had fun."
Crowd: *starts laughing*
Misha: Its West's favorite game.

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

"dean has a hot new love interest"

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cynicallys:

youcouldbefound:

neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

THIS EVERYONE FUCKING READ THIS NOW.

THANK FUCKING GOD

(Source: neoliberalismkills)

Artist: Jason Webley
Track Name: "Promise to the Moon"
Played: 7567 times

cardiocutie:

therealbarbielifts:

29-palms:

happy-healthy-new:

cutebabe:

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck

Holy shit guys do this, it’s scary accurate

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS THING KNOWS ME

What the fuck

This is like

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(Source: doll-ballet)

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
queen-of-fallen-angels:

somethinglikelydia:

tsillaaisnotamazing:

merlin-the-overlord:

andythanfiction:

deancasotp:

but the fact that Misha can lift Sebastian almost effortlessly…

I think a lot of people forget that the “scrawny” “baby in a trench coat” is a 6 foot tall marathon runner and master carpenter…  

and lets not forget, a published poet

what does being a poet have to do with lifting …?

he can lift your spirits with his eloquent rhyming couplets

bam. touché.

rory-motherfucking-williams:

alexis-cool:

look me in the eye and tell me that none of the initials in “ITT Technical Institute” already stand for “technical” or “institute”

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(Source: soccerwish)

elviscastiel:

look at that sweet face (x)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”